A Rose By Any Other Name (Darcy Lewis Fluff Week OS)

gypsyrhia:

A Rose By Any Other Name

Ship: Tasertricks (Darcy/Loki)
Rating: T

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“Asbjorn?” Loki laid between his wife’s legs, his head resting on the slight swelling of her belly. He looked up at Darcy and rolled his eyes at the face she pulled. She looked halfway between sucking on a lemon and wanting to throw up. It was a strange mixture of expressions.

“Are you kidding me?” Darcy grabbed a piece of bread from the platter on the bed beside them and tossed it at her husband.

“It is a good name, I do not see your objection.” Picking up the bit of bread, Loki popped it into his mouth. They had been going at this for days already, ever since it was confirmed by the healer that they were having a boy.

“Seriously?! You do realize what everyone will call him right? I’m not having my son being called Ass by the entire realm.” She crossed her arms over her chest and thought back to all the names she had given her baby dolls when she was a girl.

“Benji?” Looking down at Loki she pressed her lips together tightly. He didn’t look amused.

“And I will not have my son named after a popular movie dog……how about Valdimarr?” Loki leaned up just enough that he could easily press a hand on the stomach under his head. He still couldn’t believe that within there grew his child, a son from both him and Darcy.

“Oh great, a name that sounds suspiciously like either the name of a famous vampire or an evil wizard. How about no. Let’s see….Cullen?” Despite the annoyance with her husband over his choice in names, Darcy couldn’t help the warm feeling that rushed through her. She had dreamed when she was younger of marrying and having children, but not one of them could hold a candle to what she actually got.

“Now who is being positively vampiric? Ulfr?” Loki pinched Darcy’s thigh, laughing lowly as she jerked and tried to kick him. Though with their current positions all she could do was lift a leg and weakly bring it down on his back.

“Ok, that one is not so bad, but still it kind of sounds like the sound one makes when one is punched in the stomach. Like ‘ULFR!’” Darcy folded in on herself slightly, forcing the name through her lips with a huge puff of air.

“I’ll have you know Ulfr is a very noble name! Much better than any of the silly Midgardian names you have come up with so far.” Getting up on his knees he moved up until he towered over his wife, looking down into the depths of her eyes.

“Fine, how about Torgils?” It had taken Darcy awhile to find that name, though when she had come across it and the more modern spelling she knew she had to bring it up. Even though it was guaranteed to piss Loki off. Actually that was the reason to bring it up. She knew he would never hurt her and she found the face he made when annoyed funny.

“I…no, just no! Where did you even…why would you think….I would rather name my son any other name in the nine realms than that!” Loki blinked down at his wife, wondering if she had lost her mind completely.

“Oh come on, don’t you think it a rather strong name?” Darcy giggled as Loki leaned down until his nose was touching the tip of hers.

“Sounds a bit weak to me. And I would thank you to never bring that one up again.” He pressed down just enough so he could press a kiss to her lips, but moved back to rest his head on her belly once again after a moment.

“How about Radulfr?” Darcy threaded her fingers though Loki’s hair. She had the named picked out for the past few days, but she enjoyed the banter between them and so continued to pick names she knew he would hate.

“I thought you didn’t like Ulfr?” He lifted his head once again and raised a single brow.

“Well, not alone, but Radulfr sounds pretty cool.” Darcy smiled as she watched the slow grin form on Loki’s face, and though she knew what was coming she still squealed when he moved on top of her again and flipped them so they could lay side by side.

“Radulfr Lokison, a strong name for the future King of Asgard.” Loki pulled Darcy in until she rested flush against him. He really didn’t care what they named their son, as long as he turned out healthy and whole.

Well he didn’t mind as long as it wasn’t Torgils, never Torgils.

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A.N: Ok, so this actually takes place between Tin Roof; Rusted and A Glitch in the System. I had wanted to do this one yesterday, but the other one kind of took over.

Also Torgils = Thor’s Shaft, I saw that name and couldn’t help myself.

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