aristo-kitty:

Tasertricks Narnia AU?

lyndark:

aristo-kitty:

Inspired by madmediamaven.

Darcy drew open the wardrobe doors and rolled her eyes at the coats. “Sure, Jane, there’s a magic world in the wardrobe. What are you, seven?”

She pushed the coats aside, holding her iphone up to video the whole ridiculous ordeal. Only her fist…

you should keep writing this!

“Hello? Sexy but rude giver of hot chocolate?” Darcy peeked through the door of the straight from Disney ice palace. “Or king or whatever?” Growls sounded from the shadows behind her, causing her to slam the door with an ‘eep’ and hurry further in. “So um, word on the street is you’re kinda evil? Just gonna put all the cards on the table, you hoarding monsters like a crazy cat lady? Probably not helping the rep. Just saying.”

“And where else would I send them?” Loki was sprawled across the silvery fur draped throne. He fixed red eyes on her. “And if you think me a villain why are you here?”

“Dunno.” Darcy hopped up to sit on the arm of his chair, enjoying the look that crossed his face. “I guess taking the word of a talking beaver without hearing the other side of the story seemed shitty of me?” She fidgeted under his stare. “And could you not sit like that? This is a children’s book AU.”

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