So that Narnia AU

aristo-kitty:

Was originally me being silly in a private message then thinking ‘welp I already wrote the thing might as well post it’ but apparently people like it?
I’m not planning on writing a full fic. I’ve got stuff on my plate and just things I’m dealing with. BUT. I guess I can do a tiny bit more since sergris asked really nicely? The previous bits are here.

Loki cleared his throat and shifted, pulling the fur from under her in the process and tipping her off the arm of his throne. “So your rebellious friends are taking shelter with the Beavers. Interesting choice.”

“Yeah, the whole damp underwater business in winter?” She exaggerated a shudder. “Not that they’re going to be there now.”

He fixed his red eyes on her face.

“Yeah, you realize I had to walk here? In the snow? Took just short of forever, and they probably split right after I left.”

“And you know where they are heading.” Loki leaned down and drew her face up with a single finger pressed under her chin. “Do you not?”

Darcy swallowed. “Uh… look, your sexiness. I’m not here to turn traitor or anything. I just like to hear both sides before choosing a… side.”

“Then I will have to convince you, won’t I?”

#AAAAAAND IT SUDDENLY TURNED ALL SUDUCTIVE ON ME #SOMETIME LATE JANE AND TUMNUS-THOR AND A LION WITH A FANCY EYE PATCH STORM THE ICE CASTLE TO SAVE DARCY ONLY SHE AND LOKI ARE MAKING OUT ON #THRONE AND PEACE RETURNS TO THE LAND WHEN DARCY TELLS EVERYONE THEY CAN PLAY NICE OR GET OUT AND HAVEN’T YOU EVER HEARD OF KNOCKING JANE