Pros and cons of dating Loki

nabokovsshadows:

Pros:

•Technically a Prince so you know he got $$$.
•Extremely charming smile/eyes/body/everything/so beautiful it hurts.
•Will gift you a large chunk of the universe when he conquers it.

Cons:

•Super into genocide.
•Whole planets, flaming. Their people in agony, screaming for a silent God.
•Inferiority complex (hot older brother, it’s a whole thing.)

This is really inspiring for my cynical dark tasertricks fanfic. Tbh.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/alexisnedd/whatcha-gonna-do-when-they-come-for-you#.bn6KnVqAA