FanFic Friday…

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chuuulip:

Would love to see a fanfiction about Loki and Darcy phone’ing each other, AU story would be great, maybe some long distance relationship plot ❤ If there is a story about it already…please please lemme know xoxo

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Darcy : “hey dude whats up?? Miss me?”

Loki : smirk “am i?”

Darcy : “i can feel you are smiling from ear to ear you know” giggle

How the strange device had ended up in Loki’s pocket, he wasn’t sure. But as it sat buzzing in his hand, the man could not decide what, exactly it was. A photo was displayed on the device, the grinning face of Jane Foster’s intern staring back at him. A red and green button appeared on either side of the screen, but what they did, he didn’t know. Green was his favorite color thought.

“Hey dude!” The excited voice of one Darcy Lewis broke through the device, startling him enough that he nearly jumped. It echoed harshly in the empty building where he now stood, contemplating his next move.

“What in the name of Asgard…” muttered Loki, staring at the device in bewilderment.

“You gotta lift it to your ear, dude,” shouted Darcy, her voice again breaking free from the device.

Wearily, Loki raised the device to his ear. “What is this blasted thing, why do I have it, and how are you speaking through it?”

“It’s called a phone, I slipped it into your pocket because I was bored, and it’s transmitting my voice via satellite,” replied Darcy in rapid succession.

“And why did you place this ‘phone’ in my hands?” countered Loki, completely baffled by this human woman.

“Because I get bored and you are not boring,” countered Darcy simply. The shrug was audible in her voice. “Which I am now, by the way. Bored that is. Please, please come help.”

“And why should I do that?” queried Loki, a smirk beginning to spread over his lips. He had to admit, this human woman was brazen. And that alone could be worth this conversation.

“Because I gave you a phone,” explained Darcy like it was the most obvious thing in the world. “And I’m willing to video tape your chaos and give you the tapes for later viewing. For your pleasure of course.”

“You would take pleasure in my tricks,” repeated Loki skeptically. “And why is this?”

“Because dumping glitter balloons on Thor got boring and I’m pretty sure you can do better, what with the magic and being God of Mischief and all,” replied Darcy. He could hear the boredom in her voice; it was almost pitiful. “Unless I’m wrong. Then please kindly destroy the phone and forget I called.”

“I can certainly do better,” assured Loki with a slight growl. She was daring to question his skills? Him? She would find herself severely erring in her assessment. “And this I will prove to you.”

“Good,” laughed Darcy, her voice teasing as she almost gleefully added: “I"ll meet you on the cafe at the corner where Avengers Tower is in twenty. I’m assuming you can magically teleport from whatever evil place you’re hiding. See ya.”

A click cut through the line before Loki could reply. He waited a moment, then pulled the device from his ear and stared at it momentarily. Her voice was gone and whatever means by which they were communicating had clearly shut off. He could see her name on the device but had no clue how to reactive the connection. Of course, he could just ignore her completely and do as he pleased. That is what he was famous for after all.

Smirking, he tucked the device back into his pocket and disappeared, heading for Avengers Tower. No, this woman was to amusing to ignore. 

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