soothsayerstale:

* Darcy : “I am Loki of Cutegard”, come on, say it!

* Loki : …

(Somehow I imagined this kind of scene would make sense in leftylain ‘s Devil in a Blue Dress or concavepatterns ‘s How to Suceed at World’s Domination and Score a Sweet Piece of Arm Candy While You’re at it!)