petite-madame:

The Rolling Stone Cover (2016)

“Buck…Sam…Come on, it’s not funny. Stop laughing. Listen…Between
you and me, this photo shoot wasn’t exactly what I expected. I thought
it was gonna be like always. You know, me wearing a suit, an American flag
somewhere in the back and…that’s it! *sigh* It’s all Tony’s fault anyway. –
Listen to the stylists Rogers, they are professionals! And it’s Rolling Stone,
they know what they are doing. A bit of public exposure in a magazine like this
one is good for your image. Stop living like a hermit and stop avoiding the
media at all costs! You’re Captain America, right? So let America see its
prodigal son for once, blah, blah, blah! – I should have guessed that something was
fishy when they asked me not to shave. And this tank top. Jesus. I don’t even remember
agreeing to this! I’m better at making decisions in the field, so it
seems…*sigh* AND FOR THE FOURTH TIME, STOP LAUGHING! You’re jealous, that’s
all. No, you’re not, ok. Please guys, a bit of compassion would be more than
welcomed here…”

Artist’s note: Do you remember this pic Chris did for Rolling Stone ? I thought the jacket was…*cough* unnecessary. (Photoshop CS6)