nemhaine42:

Tasertrick/Fosterson Wizarding AU!! 

Darcy Lewis: Hufflepuff, Muggle-born. 14″ oak wand with unicorn tail core. 

Jane Foster: Ravenclaw, Muggle-born. 12″ ebony wand with unicorn tail core.

Loki: Slytherin, Half-blood. 13″ hawthorn wand with phoenix feather core.

Thor: Gryffindor, Pure-blood. 11″ larch wand with dragon heartstring core. 

Thor and Loki are transfer students from Asgard, where apparently the rules are different regarding facial hair. Thor is asked to shave his, surprisingly bushy, beard and he complies with only a little crying. But to his utter delight, he wakes the next morning to find his beard has sprung back overnight, even thicker than before. Headmistress Carter gives up and tells him that so long as he takes extra care to not set it on fire, Thor can keep the fuzz.

Thor’s a fair student but his real talent lies in Quidditch, as the new powerhouse Beater for Gryffindor. Loki’s only glad that now the bludgers can be blasted violently towards other people and not him.

Darcy takes Divination, which Jane and Loki sneer at but Darcy’s rather better at applying it than Trelawney and sits down asking Loki what he’s fighting with his father about this time. Loki tells her to mind her own business, only to be greeted with a howler first thing at breakfast that Darcy seems entirely unsurprised by. Darcy’s also very good at Charms. She invents her own little hex that electrocutes her unfortunate opponent, which the staff admit is an impressive piece of magic… even if it does sting. And it soon becomes a popular spell, with Thor and Natasha each making it their own.

Darcy’s patronus is a fox and she’s very adept at creating one. Thor’s is a goat, Jane’s is an owl. Loki’s is a wolf but he has a lot of difficulty conjuring even non-corporeal ones.