#EarthHabits (including but not limited to):
- nude selfies (not-so-accidentally sent to the Avengers’ group chat)
- a latte most vanilla
- excessive carb and alcohol consumption
- because one of my favourite stories from Actual Norse Myth is the one where Thor and Loki encounter Udgardaloki – Thor monsters the drinking contest and Loki puts away an entire banqueting table of food by himself.
- couples’ yoga
- in terms of #aesthetic Thor is a Farmer’s Market/Lumberjack Hipster; Loki is Too Old For Emo.