shit I love this so much bc you also just know that loki will STILL try to find some kind of rebuttal. darcy entertains him only because it’s impossible to regain the high ground when you literally faked your own death like you’re living in a shakespeare play, and loki is, frankly, embarrassing himself.
omg yes to the idea that loki tries to make everything a green/gold color scheme (for obvious reasons) while darcy just wants as many sparkly things as possible. every time loki tries to take something down darcy guilt trips him. “oh you don’t like my tree topper? i didn’t like it when you faked your death” and when he gets all huffy and says “your decorations are ridiculous” you KNOW she’s coming back with “you know what else is ridiculous? u faking your death” – ur secret santa ☃
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