Random 12 days of Christmas? Yes? 1st DOC: 1 disgruntled God of Mischief in a christmas sweater. Darcy tells him he looks adorable, but Loki wants to destroy the thing because he is horribly offended that Darcy gave him a red sweater and not a green one. Darcy thinks that’s hilarious and makes a christmas card with a glowering Loki on the front, red background and all, just to send it to Thor and Jane – ur secret santa ⭐

friggassons:

yes to ALL of this. I love that loki wouldn’t even take issue
with the ugly christmas sweater thing… it’s cool, he’s got a sense of humour (and a sense of fashion, but he’s good, really, he can wear that sweater… ironically… he can be Fun like these
weird aesthetically-challenged earthlings) and apparently “ornamentary, my dear
watt-son” is some huge inside joke on Midgard. it’s not even the cheap battery-powered
lights sewn along the hem. (even if it is tacky and loki’s charm-work is so
much more elegant)

a red sweater, though?
no, see, that crosses a line. that’s thor’s colour and… loki is not wearing that, never ever. ever. ever.

loki has to get rid of this sweater, like, yesterday.

he imagines various graphic yarn-filled deaths. maybe he could accidentally
set the thing on fire (“standing too close to the stove, couldn’t possibly be
helped”) or taunt the cat with it in the hopes that it’ll get ripped to shreds.

all to no avail, though. loki is left posing for a christmas card
next to a very smug-looking darcy

(he doesn’t exactly make an effort to hide
his discontent, but his mood improves significantly when the possessive lil ass
sees that darcy is wearing green… “because
it looks good on me” and yes, yes it does…)