I broke Darcy!

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The blond grumbled at hearing the melody of his beloved’s cell phone. She pinched his arm in the attempt to get him to roll off of her so she could reach the phone. Unfortunately, Thor didn’t but he grabbed the object and dropped it within Jane’s reach.

“Hello?” Jane asked.

The burst of noise fully woke Thor and Jane up. The woman’s eyes were wide and she passed the phone to Thor after putting it on speaker.

“Hello?”

His brother’s voice came through the device, “I swear I didn’t mean to. We were just talking and then she…and then she…”

Thor sat up, “Brother, what has happened?”

“I broke Darcy!” Loki wailed.

“Brother, you are not making sense. It has been a long time since you have been with a woman but that would not have broken your beloved.” Thor stared at Jane with wide eyes. The woman shrugged and mouthed, “it’s possible.”

“It’s not that. She found it mind-blowingly enjoyable.”

“Then why do you think you broke Darcy?” Thor asked.

“She’s not moving! Part way through our conversation she froze and her eyes went glassy!”

Jane mouthed, “what did he say?”

“What did you say before she did that?” Thor asked.

“I…uh, mentioned feeling a magic flutter in her womb.”

Jane let loose a squeal of delight and then jumped to her feet.

Thor stared at the device stupefied before beaming, “I’m an uncle?”

“Yes, you big oaf!” There was a clatter on the other end before a feminine shriek of indignation. “Darcy, love, you don’t want to do that.”

“You, get dressed. Loki broke Darcy’s brain and I need muscles to keep those two apart long enough for a pregnancy test to work.” Jane said and tossed a pair of jeans on the bed.

Thor grinned and obeyed. Silently he wondered if his brother’s blessing would soon become his own when Jane saw her friend swollen with child.