If you still do the fic title thing: “A thousand lies” :)

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Superheroes getting sick?  Hilarious.

Supervillains getting sick?  Dangerous.

Thor calls it something that roughly translates to “heart sickness” in All-Speak, but all the Avengers know is that every time Loki sneezes, he duplicates.  What makes it worse?  Each duplicate wears the shape of one of Loki’s former disguises, and Loki has worn a lot of faces, names, and shapes in his lifetime.  Now it’s a race to find the original and cure him, while thwarting all the mischief the many duplicates keep causing.

Meanwhile Darcy Lewis isn’t sure exactly why there are suddenly so many new people in her life, but more friends is always awesome, right?