weasley-detectives:

Darcy: See that guy? *motions to Ian* The super hot British abercrombie and fitch model at the desk? That’s mine.

Loki: Really? You’re trying to make me jealous with captain cardboard over there?

Darcy: Yeah, is it working?

Loki: No. *glares at him* He looks as witless as a loaf of bread.

Darcy: He’s sweet, I like him.

Loki: And I like bread, but I do not feel the need to court it.