This scene is so like fic!Thor & Loki and I’m thrilled.
The eye roll in the bottom gif! Loki is all “Really? This again, brother? As if hero worship of yourself on Asgard wasn’t enough, now you indulge these dull Midgardian creatures, too?”
It’s okay Loki, I’d pick you over Thor any day!!
And the way he watches her walk away after she bumps into him? In like every tasertricks fic ever written AND I LOVE IT.
Okay Tasertricks:
Darcy caught a glimpse of Thor posing on a street corner with some fans while she was making a coffee run for Jane and Tony. Even though she knew she’d see him later she made her way over to say hello. He was happy to see her though something in his strained smile alerted her to the fact that something important was happening. She took this as a cue to excuse herself.
Taking a few steps back she bumped into a solid, immovable mass. She turned, coming face to face with Thor’s presumed dead brother.
He eyed her coolly, silently as though waiting to see what she would do.
“You’re supposed to be dead,” she said calmly as if she were discussing the weather.
“Disappointed?” He asked, holding up a hand to stave off Thor’s interruption. He wanted to hear what the vibrant young friend of Thor had to say.
“Fascinated, actually,” she returned with an amused smile. “I like the suit, too.”
Darcy’s cell phone beeped and she pulled it from her jacket pocket to see who text her.
“Oops, gotta run, science needs coffee…pronto. See ya around, Thor,” she called to the blond Asgardian.
Grinning cheekily at Loki, she winked and said “I hope to see more of you, Mischief.”
They watched her go and Thor was bemused by her laid back approach to Loki, especially knowing how the others might react to having him back.
Loki watched the sway of her hips and found himself more than a little turned on by the flirtatious little mortal. Perhaps there was something worth seeking in Midgard after all.
I fucking love you so much right now
“Fucking genius can punch a hole in space but can’t even fix her own coffee machine without blowing it up.” Darcy grumbled as she shuffled along with a tray of enough piping hot coffees to stave off Jane’s addiction for the foreseeable future. Darcy blanched at the scientist’s penchant for either burning hot or cold and old coffee but it helped her work so Darcy was happy to oblige. It also meant she didn’t need to face the crowded streets of New York as often.
“Son of a Bitch.” she said as she bumped into a rock hard wall of muscle and premium wool suit.
“SORRY!” she squeeked as the man turned around and Darcy realised just who owned the gorgeous suit she’d just annihilated with Jane’s coffee. “Oh. actually I’m not..sorry.” she said, proud she hadn’t lost her sass in the face of– holy Moses Thor’s brother was hot. She looked around and spotted Thor goofing around with two teenage girls and taking selfies. out of the corner of her eye she saw Loki pull a massive eye roll and snorted.
Thor was such a ho. “How long have you been in New York?” she asked and Loki raised his eyebrows.
“Uh, Three Midgardian Days” He answered, bemused.
“What? Fucking. SON OF A BITCH!” Darcy said, louder this time and handed her frappacino to out to Loki before she deposited the remaining coffee over THOR’S head.
the two teenagers backed away, more scared of Darcy than the two gods. “You better go and see Jane this instant or you are going to be in a world of pain you fucking jerk!”
she grabbed his arm and towed him towards the lab.
Loki watched, a little awed as Thor allowed himself to be pushed, poked and brow beaten all the way to his paramour’s abode, apologising and making weak excuses. it was almost worth the delay this would bring to their mission.
as the beautiful girl turned and said, “You too asshole.” Loki had to admit that his time on Midgard might not be without fun after all.
@mischiefslady I couldn’t resist!
@howdidthisevenhappenanyway @concavepatterns
Darcy watched, amused while Jane read Thor the riot act in the lab. As they were on the far side she couldn’t hear much but certain words lingered in the air such as Three days!, Loki!, and Damn It! She snickered more than once at how Thor still had coffee dripping slowly down his face.
Loki stood to her left, hands in the pockets of his fitted black trousers, a small smirk on his face. She turned to face him and tipped her head back so she could meet his eyes. And Damn, weren’t they a magnificent shade of green?
“So what are you guys doing lurking about New York anyway?” She wanted to know what had kept Thor from seeing Jane.
“Looking for Odin.” His reply was short and to the point, though the way he watched her suggested there was something else on his mind.
“You lost the King of Asgard? Dude, that’s hilarious. How did that even happen anyway?” She laughed almost delightedly, given the way Thor’s daddy had treated Jane when she won Asgard. Served the old goat right, in her opinion.
“Does it matter?” Loki raised an eyebrow at her, more attracted than he wished to admit to this woman.
“I suppose not, but tell me why, given recent history you want to find him. I’d have thought you would be happy he was gone?”
“Do you question everyone in this manner?” He asked amused and annoyed by turns wit her.
“As a rule, yes.” She replied without hesitation.
“If I answer,” he leaned down so their faces were mere inches apart, “What will you give me in return?”
Darcy mentally swore. Did he just…? Oh, yes, he did. And Darcy knew what she should do. Trouble was, how often did one get propositioned by a darkly handsome god?
Reaching out a hand she grabbed him by the tie, “Come on, Mischief, I think this conversation needs a bit more privacy.”
Loki grinned wickedly as he trailed willingly behind her. Oh yes, he’d see that they both got what they desired.
Loki watched the girl -Darcy’s almost instant reaction to his flirtations. it had been a while since he’d had any easy banter with anyone truly worthy and he was rather enjoying himself. Seeing Thor get thoroughly dressed down by not one but two tiny mortal women had made his century -that really spoke to the quality of his last hundred years or so but now was not the time to dwell on that.
He almost started as the girl reached out and grabbed his tie, the mortal neck adornment that made little sense but rounded out the attire called a ‘suit’. it was a surprise to be touched in such a way by one so fragile and he felt his cock stir even as he schooled his reaction to his usual slight amusement.
He allowed the girl to lead him away, tramping down on his body’s reaction. there was little chance of anything truly exciting happening today, the girl probably been aware that the couple in the room had been inching closer to one another an chosen to vacate the room in order to extract the information without having to watch the others at their appallingly sloppy amorous relations (he Loki definitely knew the value a decent argument had on a tumble in the sheets). Loki actually felt grateful for the first time in a long while that she had chosen to include him in her escape. She eventually released him, and they wound through several corridors lined with strange machinery part of his mind would like to examine more closely, numbers and measurements passing through his mind. Another part of his mind had already analysed a thousand possible attack scenarios and exit strategies. and of course there was always the part of him that raged and burned and wept a thousand hot tears at all the lies and betrayals of past years; though that part seemed to quiet a little it this small woman’s easy company.
The rest of his considerable intellect however was currently occupied by the curve of the woman’s ass in those pants and the ratio of breast tissue she was carrying compared to the surface area of each hand. he’d just come to the estimation of very nearly 1:1 when they arrived at the door. Realising the path of his thoughts he squeezed his hands closed, and placed them behind his back, leaning easily on the hallway wall to hide the tell when she looked up at him. Her eyes were so very bright, he noticed, holding an intelligence he was sure many missed in her skilled use of other distractions.
Darcy gave him a heated smile before opening the door and pushed it open. she took him by the hand and lead him inside before pushing him into the closed door. once more his surprise at Darcy’s sheer audacity to touch a prince allowed her to move his considerable bulk around easily.
He continued to be shocked at her gall as she pulled his face down to meet her own in a searing kiss, biting his lower lip with little warning.
he had always wondered at the actual physical heat present in these kinds of exchanges, now he knew that he truly was icy in more than temperament.
his thoughts along that melancholy line were completely derailed by the girl going for his belt. his hand caught her wrist gently even as his cock swelled at her spunk and the lingering burning sensation on his mouth. “I thought you wanted to know…” he started but came to a stop when she shrugged with a crooked smile he found to be very appealing.
“Oh I still want to know that stuff Magic Man, but we exchange payment before goods here on Midgard.”
“Do you now?” he asked, stroking her cheek and watching her shiver at his cool touch on her flushed skin. “And what if I ruin you for all others, hmm?One doesn’t often recover from a romp with a god. will a scrap of information be worth it to you then?”
to his surprise she smiled. “Oh I think you’ll find I’m a very political animal Loki. I think there’s a lot more than a scrap to be gained in being Mischief’s Lady for the foreseeable future.”
Loki growled, picking her up and throwing her on the bed. Loki was restrained and contained in many circumstances but he’d never been able to resist the offer of claiming. as he crawled up over the covers and met her in another fiery kiss, it seemed that his trip to Midgard would be far more profitable than he’d been led to believe.
he hardly knew this girl but as he dragged his teeth down her throat he mused that she should keep him entertained for quite some time to come.
Time he was now more determined than ever to ensure they all had.
@howdidthisevenhappenanyway You name dropped for me!! I am flailing right now and grinning like an idiot…I love you and this tag team fic thing so fucking much. ❤ I wont even attempt to add to it, you ended it perfectly (And quite steamy too!!)
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