i might just have the first chapter of a new tasertricks fic written already…
…and as usual, i’ll be sailing my ship with or without the help of marvel. (because when have they ever helped in the past? and i’ve done just fine so far…soooo. yep. nothing’s changed as far as i can tell.) where’s my taterfarm at? let’s do this shit. 😉
“Car been used as a battering ram by Captain America? We got you covered.”
“Facing roof damage caused by falling debris? We got you covered.”
“Forced to shut down business for the week due to road closures from the latest Iron Man vs. Doombots battle? We got you covered.”
“Lawn and structural damage due to the Hulk? We got you covered.”
And so on…
[VIDEO: Parody sketch from the night Tony Stark goes on SNL. He is wearing a truly terrible cardboard version of the Iron Man suit and “flies” into the scene by jumping onto a box and posing with his arms out in front of him.]
TONY: “I’ve got great news for you, gang!”
“NATASHA” [played by Kate McKinnon in a bad red wig]: “You’ve closed the space portal and prevented the universe from ending?”
TONY: “No, I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico.”
“CLINT” [played by Colin Jost in a purple T-shirt, carrying a Nerf bow and firing little foam darts toward stage left]: “But Tony, you’re already gazillionaire!”
TONY: “Yeah, because I do smart things with my money like switching to Geico.”
CARDBOARD BUILDING: *is pushed over by stagehands, falling humorously next to Tony*
TONY: “Boy, I sure hope they had renters’ insurance!”
MAYHEM: “I’m a damaged Iron Man suit, falling out of the sky, right in front of your car.” *crashes onto road, car swerves into ditch*
MAYHEM: “I’m Captain America’s shield, ricocheting off of an extra-dimensional portal.“ *crashes through apartment window*
MAYHEM’S ACTOR, ANSWERING DOOR AT HOME: “Yeah?” LOKI: “I will, with absolutely no guile or deal-making whatsoever, give you a million dollars to pretend to be Thor’s hammer if you do the accent.”
MAYHEM, NEXT DAY: “Verily, I am Mjolnir, Hammer of the Thunder God, Which may only be moved by the righteous and worthy, and I’m blocking the Starbucks drive-thru. Looks like Karen in her Suburban didn’t see me.” *Karen’s truck flips over and lands on another vehicle, coffee cups flying everywhere*
Heading out to see Ragnarok. I’ve got my Loki bag, pin, doll, shirt and necklace (thanks @wheresarizona ) I also have the teeniest potato for all my tasertots.
I know this is pretty early but I want to make sure everyone gets a chance to sign up!
I did this last year and it worked out relatively well, with some hiccups. Secret Santas are your standard, make/write/etc a gift, receive a gift. But not everyone is up to making gifts, for whatever reason and THAT’S OKAY! 8D
The options:
Secret Santa:
You will be assigned a Tasertot to make a gift for and (optionally/recommended) even send nice, anonymous messages to them. Please make sure to keep yourselves anonymous or that defeats the purpose of this! You can also ask your Tasertot if they have any further preferences, maybe you’re unsure whether they like something and wish to make sure as it’s not answered on their sign up. Also make sure to sign “from your Tasertot Santa” or something to identify that you’re their Santa. Make sure you make your blog open to anon asks!
Other? Feel free to specify! I’ve just listed what came to mind.
*Please specify if you’re open/can do all or some.
**This will depend entirely on whether people are open to sharing their address and receiving something!
Secret Elf:
Santa’s little Elves are, for whatever reason, unable to take part in the gift exchange and thus, instead, have the wonderful job of spreading Christmas joy! Send your Tasertot messages of joy, motivation, kindness, whatever! Heck, if you can, send them cute little imagines of Tasertricks. Like, “Imagine Darcy taking Loki to Disneyland and showing him his first theme park.” Maybe it will bring out a cute little discourse between you, discussing these wonderful ideas. Of course, it must be kept anonymous on the Secret Elf’s part!
Make sure you make your blog open to anon asks!
There’s also the scenario that you might see a Secret Santa trying to come up with ideas for their gift. Maybe you could go along there and help them! Give them inspiration.
Santas and Elves:
You each get your own Tasertot, to gift or send messages to. However, you’re not restricted to sending messages to just that Tot, you’re more than welcome to go and spread joy to anyone. Make sure not to tell anyone who your secret Tasertot is!
The sign up form:
I’ve kept the liked/disliked themes in for Elves too, because maybe there are certain things they don’t wish to see in their ask boxes!
URL/Name: Url and name/alias here.
Santa/Elf?: Which one do YOU want to be? Remember that Santas give/receive gifts, Elves give/receive messages (though Santas can send messages too).
Speciality: What YOU can do. Can you write (specify the type, eg. Longer fic, short fic, lyrics, drabbles, etc), draw, something else? Please name ALL the ones you can and are willing to do! N/A if you’re an Elf!
Preferred gift type: What would you want for your gift? Please specify all possible wants. Fanfiction (specific type ie. Longer, shorter, drabbles, lyrics), fanart, videos, etc. N/A if you’re an Elf!
Liked themes: Just write here themes and things you like. Things like if you like certain kinds of AUs, clichés, angst/fluff, whatever. Do you mind smut? For Elves: there may be a chance that your Elf will send you imagines or something, if there is something you’d like to say here, here is the place. If not, N/A it!
Undesirable: Let’s face it, there are things we see in fics we don’t like. This is here to reduce that, hopefully! Background pairings you dislike? Themes you dislike? AUs you don’t like? Basically anything you don’t wanna see. For Elves: there may be a chance that your Elf will send you imagines or something, if there is something you’d like to say here, here is the place. If not, N/A it!
Open to physical gift: Yes/no. (If you say yes, this will mean giving your home address to your Santa for them to send a gift.
Open to creating an emergency gift: Yes/no. (I am hoping this one won’t be necessary, but sometimes we end up with people not coming through for their receiver and if anyone’s open to stepping in and giving them a gift instead despite not receiving another gift themselves, then please put yes here!)
Anything else? If there’s anything else you want to add, here you go!
Also note that if we do get anyone interested in sending a physical gift, the gifter will reveal themselves on the deadline of the revelations/gift giving and they will ask you for your address then.
Sign up deadline: 2nd December, 2017.
On the 3rd December I will sort out the pairs and get you your tasertots asap!
If I do end up having any technical problems or otherwise, I will keep you informed! The gifting deadline will probably be on the 1st January like last year.
I really hope we don’t need to have anyone making an emergency gift; I actually can’t remember if everyone got their gifts last year, but I’m putting that option in just in case.
All things to do with this will and need to be tagged #TTSS17.
8D
Preferably submit your applications to my ask box rather than an ask as asks don’t like paragraph breaks (I think?). Make sure your ask boxes are open to people outside your follower lists and anon is switched on. Oh and submit is switched on.
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