Heyyy leftylain, mischiefgoddesscomplex, I made a thing. đ
omg @soothsayerstale @concavepatternsÂ
I love this!
fantasymythologyhistoryandfandom:
I love how in the Lokasenna half the time the gods donât even deny the accusations thrown at them, just give a responding insult. Like
âYouâre a filthy coward who only cares about sex!â
âHa ha, you got me there, but, I mean, so are you.â
Odin: âyou had sex as a woman!â
Loki: âso did you. I remember when..â
Frigga:â TOO MUCH INFORMATION! whatâs in the past itâs in the pastâAnd then Loki: Shut up! You cheated on Odin!
Frigga: And you killed my child. So. Yeah.
Loki: You slept with your brother!
Freyja: You slept with a horse⌠whatâs your point? Is this a contest? Did I win?
Sif: ok surely I am the only one here who you wonât insult because Iâve never done a single shitty thing ever
Loki:
Loki: you are aware we totally banged, right?
Sif: SHIT, I forgot!Beyla: I think I hear Thor coming to kick your ĂĄss.
Loki: I have taken this into deep consideration and have decided that youâre dirty and I donât care.
Lokasenna, the Awkward Thanksgiving Fight of the Aesir.
That is the best description of the Lokasenna I have ever heard.
Loki is Odinnâs oath-brother and heâs drunk in the Lokasenna.
Which means that Loki is literally that relative that gets drunk and makes a scene at the family reunion.
For @whyndancer I know youâre having a rough time at the moment so I hope this little Tasertricks drabble-y thing makes you smile.
Jane caught the wide grin on Thorâs face and turned to see what he was smiling at. Across the lab Darcy crept on silent feet to stand behind Loki who was seated at his desk combing through old books heâd brought from Asgard. She had a pitcher of cold water in her hands. Her intent was glaringly obvious. Jane sighed softly and opened her mouth to shout a warning. The last thing she wanted was another childish prank war in her lab. Thorâs hand on her arm stopped her.
âLeave them be,â he whispered.
âBut Thor, water? Lab equipment!â She returned in hushed tones.
âThis is a but a game, my love. Darcy clearly wants Lokiâs attention and he knows she is there. They have been dancing around each other for weeks now.â
Huh? Jane stepped closer to Thor and realized he wasnât just amused at the antics between his brother and her lab assistant. He was actually rooting for them.
How did she miss that?
Thor stood just as a high shriek pierced the air. Jane had just enough time to see Darcy, soaking wet, being tugged onto Lokiâs lap, as he laughed. A genuine laugh, too!
âCome, love, I think it prudent to take a break now,â Thor said as he gently tugged Jane towards the door.
âBut my work,â she started to say until she took a quick glance over her shoulder.
Darcy was currently wrapped around Loki, her face carefully cradled between his gentle hands. Jane had no way of knowing what he said to her in that moment, but the soft look in his eyes, and Darcyâs shy smile made her think that Thor was right.
Perhaps Loki and Darcy were a thing after all.
#EarthHabits (including but not limited to):Â
- nude selfies (not-so-accidentally sent to the Avengersâ group chat)
- a latte most vanilla
- excessive carb and alcohol consumption
- because one of my favourite stories from Actual Norse Myth is the one where Thor and Loki encounter Udgardaloki – Thor monsters the drinking contest and Loki puts away an entire banqueting table of food by himself.Â
- couplesâ yoga
- in terms of #aesthetic Thor is a Farmerâs Market/Lumberjack Hipster; Loki is Too Old For Emo.Â
â EARTHâS MIGHTIEST HEROESÂ
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Itâs your birthday? I knew that. Already?
Myeuh-muh? Whatâs Myeuh-muh?Â
Margaret âPeggyâ Carter as Captain America
There is apparently a local dude that is going around reviewing businesses as âJormungandr the World Serpentâ and I canât stop laughing about it.  Their review about Busch Gardens is hilarious.