mischiefslady:

Tasertricks – AU

Darcy Lewis wanted more out of life than waitressing at Uncle Joe’s Diner. The small, rundown eatery with its sad, plastic menus and cracked leather seats had certainly seen better days. So had “Uncle” Joe himself.

When everyone’s favorite grumpy owner dies from an unexpected heart attack, Darcy thinks this may be her chance to break away from Sea Dunes, the quiet coastal town where she grew up. But when Joe’s long lost nephew, Loki Laufeyson shows up with grand plans to turn Sea Dunes into a luxury resort town and demolish Uncle Joe’s, she’s ready for a showdown.

Loki may have grand plans, but Darcy has a love for Sea Dunes and everyone in it. There isn’t a chance in hell that she’ll let Loki, no matter how attracted to him she is, ruin her home.

Loki Laufeyson is shocked that Uncle Joe’s is still standing. More surprising is the vivacious Darcy Lewis who is willing to do just about anything to thwart his plans. Can he curb his attraction enough to see his plans through or will the spirited Darcy change everything?

hellobluemeetsgreen:

Inside my head when I see this…

Darcy looks up and asks, “You never told me your name.”

“I am Loki the God of Lies and Mischief. I have many gifts but the
one gift I have amongst your kind is the ability to tell if one is
telling the truth.”

“Does that mean you know when someone is telling a lie?” Darcy smirks.

“Essentially yes.”

She opens her mouth, “So if I say that I dislike arrogant men, am I lying or telling you the truth?”

Loki smiles, “I cannot answer your question.”

Darcy huffs, ‘Well, that’s a crock of shit, you said you were…”

Loki
interrupts and raises his palm, “The reason why is because it depends
on the man you are with.” Loki steps closer, “I might go so far as to say
you might be drawn to such a man given the circumstances.”

Darcy tries to ignore his words as her heart begins to race.

Loki gets closer and leans toward her ear, his breath heavy against
her neck. ‘You see Miss Lewis, given a certain man, a woman will follow
her deepest… darkest desires…. Imagine your tongues fighting for
dominance in an open kiss until one yields, touching one another in
heated passion, Shedding all inhibitions to explore hidden yearnings of
lust and love you didn’t know you possessed. Then in a culmination of
concupiscence, he reaches the very apex of your core and nothing can
compare to it and you’d be willing to give in to those desires again and
again.”

Loki pulls her face towards him, “Now the real question is…”

Darcy closes her eyelids and gasps “Yes?”

“How strong are you to fight against it?” Loki walks away…. his long fingers wrapped around each hand behind his back.Darcy
just stood frozen.

She forgot about her
surroundings. With mere words, his voice spoke with a liquid venom of
sexuality that Darcy was sure a nun would have caved in.

Thinking to herself, “I need a joint and my vibrator when I get back to the trailer….”

riotfaerie:

Captain Loki – Righteousness!

‘Oh, this is much better. Costume’s a bit much… so tight. But the confidence, I can feel the righteousness surging. Hey, you wanna have a rousing discussion about truth,honor, patriotism? God bless America…!!’