pastatheory:

WWII AU

We met before the war began, right as tensions ran high with Germany. Loki introduced himself in the most ridiculous way like no man I’ve met before, and I couldn’t be more intrigued to know him. Those weeks were a whirlwind of romance, so passionate and intimate neither of us expected it. We went out, drank, dance, and even planned to take a trip to the coast, it seemed nothing could touch us. But I’d spoke too soon, Germany invaded Poland driving The Allies into a war and Loki alongside with it. I would be lying if I wasn’t vexed when he volunteered, although prouder that he did. It broke my heart we’ll be parted for who knows how long, but he promised me when he returned we’ll have our trip. In truth, I could do without it I only hope he comes safely back to me.

muteelfmoonmoon:

pujalys-felton:

capricornia-nerviosa:

shercockandmycrotch:

survivingreichenbach:

shercocklocked:

theartofhiddleston:

And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?

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Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…

Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?

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Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.

And now Robert Downey Jr with the stock report.

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And now to conclude with Odin

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It’s a beautiful day and Loki’s still adopted 

always reblog

if i don’t reblog this, it means i m dead

I’ve been looking for this! 😀

princepatroclvs:

pumpkincaptain:

#I have a feeling#Steve was at the VA#and tried to invite Sam to this party#and ended up inviting the whole VA#and all the WWII vets were like HELL YES#PARTY WITH CAPTAIN AMERICA#PARTY LIKE IT’S 1945!!!  (via portraitoftheoddity​)

I just love when Steve hangs out with people his age and it’s this young hot guy hanging out with a bunch of 90 year olds and they’re all laughing and joking about old times and it’s hilarious

and Sam’s thinking “wow here I am chilling with a bunch of old guys” and he realizes how out of place he feels because he doesn’t have a lot of shared life experience with them

and then he realizes how Steve feels all the time

acepalindrome:

eternalshiva:

darthmama:

qichi:

there’s no text on page 45 it’s just a picture of a hot dog

“Bah,” Bob said.  “None of the evil geniuses I ever worked for could have handled something like this.”

Dr Golan’s function seemed mainly to consist of writing prescriptions.

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I got a translation of a gay sex scene from a 14th century Japanese scroll.

“He took everything we could dish out… and he beat us but good.”

This is what happens when the closest books are a stack of comic book omnibuses.