AU’S

tea-and-outer-space:

  • “i just committed a crime and i need to use you as a hostage i am so sorry” au
  • you were my rival in first grade and damn you’ve gotten really hot since then au
  • i was shrunk to 4 inches tall by a witch and now i kinda live in your kitchen without you knowing au
  • i am actually good at math but the math tutor is really hot so i’m pretending to be dumb au
  • two strangers locked inside a grocery store at three am together au
  •  i’m mute and you’re the lead singer of my favorite band who just pulled me on stage to sing with you au
  • who can sell the most cookies contest au
  • we’re strangers but i absolutely hate your music taste and i feel the need to tell you this on a crowded subway au
  •  i’m a fisherman and you’re a mermaid who got tangled in one of my nets au
  • i purposely get your coffee order wrong just so you’ll talk to me again au
  • we’re both sick and we both grabbed for the last can of soup at the store au
  • tree climbing contest but we both got stuck up on the top branches and now we have to wait for the fire department au
  • you’re singing my favorite song but you’re singing it wrong au
  • you’re the crazy cat person next door and your cats keep on wandering into my yard au
  • i’m a ghost and you’re a ghost hunter au
  • you’re my siblings’s best friend and i absolutely hate you but pretend to be my boy/girlfriend to piss off my family au
  • you look exactly like the main character in my novel au

Crying Lightning

whatcolourmyeyes:

CHAPTER NUMBER/ONE SHOT: One Shot

AUTHOR: whatcolourmyeyes

WHICH TOM/CHARACTER: Loki

GENRE: Romance

FIC SUMMARY: I’m so sorry. I wrote a songfic.

RATING: M

AUTHORS NOTES/WARNINGS: Loki’s a lil shit. But inside he’s all mush.

Outside the café by the cracker factory
You were practicing a magic trick
And my thoughts got rude,
As you talked and chewed
On the last of your pecan mix

They first meet when Darcy is twelve years old. Despite the hot New Mexico sun, his skin is pale white, and it flushes pink in the heat. “Are you from around here?” she asks. He shakes his head and doesn’t answer her, but she notices his hands fiddling with a deck of cards. She asks him if he can do magic. He smirks and ignores her. Jerk. Darcy glares at him and turns on her heel as she hears her mother calling for her from the front porch.

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