Inside my head when I see this…
Darcy looks up and asks, “You never told me your name.”
“I am Loki the God of Lies and Mischief. I have many gifts but the
one gift I have amongst your kind is the ability to tell if one is
telling the truth.”“Does that mean you know when someone is telling a lie?” Darcy smirks.
“Essentially yes.”
She opens her mouth, “So if I say that I dislike arrogant men, am I lying or telling you the truth?”
Loki smiles, “I cannot answer your question.”
Darcy huffs, ‘Well, that’s a crock of shit, you said you were…”
Loki
interrupts and raises his palm, “The reason why is because it depends
on the man you are with.” Loki steps closer, “I might go so far as to say
you might be drawn to such a man given the circumstances.”Darcy tries to ignore his words as her heart begins to race.
Loki gets closer and leans toward her ear, his breath heavy against
her neck. ‘You see Miss Lewis, given a certain man, a woman will follow
her deepest… darkest desires…. Imagine your tongues fighting for
dominance in an open kiss until one yields, touching one another in
heated passion, Shedding all inhibitions to explore hidden yearnings of
lust and love you didn’t know you possessed. Then in a culmination of
concupiscence, he reaches the very apex of your core and nothing can
compare to it and you’d be willing to give in to those desires again and
again.”Loki pulls her face towards him, “Now the real question is…”
Darcy closes her eyelids and gasps “Yes?”
“How strong are you to fight against it?” Loki walks away…. his long fingers wrapped around each hand behind his back.Darcy
just stood frozen.She forgot about her
surroundings. With mere words, his voice spoke with a liquid venom of
sexuality that Darcy was sure a nun would have caved in.Thinking to herself, “I need a joint and my vibrator when I get back to the trailer….”
Tag: fanfic
Bribery
It
was so, soo difficult to have a boss that teleported.Darcy
didn’t really mind the magic tricks, she got used to not screaming at the
sudden snakes appearing on top of her lunch box, or kissing an imaginary
seahorse that suddenly appeared inside her coffee cup. (After the first fifty
times, it got old really
fast.)Darcy
didn’t mind the dramatic cackling. Working for a self-proclaimed villain and an
all around asshole made a lot of people pissed off at her boss. So there were
epic battles all around the office and pot holes being made on the road around
the office. (She’d had to set up a fund for road repairs and maintenance. The
city refused to pay it after the first five times.)What she did mind was the teleporting.
Loki fucking-burdened-with-a-glorious-fucking-purpose
Odinson tended to teleport to work randomly.She could have born his strange habit of appearing just behind her back and breathing
heavily down her neck. (She had a taser and wasn’t afraid to use it.)She could have born his even more strange habit of
flickering the lights when he did so. (She had high heels and those were a
weapon all by itself.)What she couldn’t stand were his appearances that didn’t
have a freaking schedule.Teleporting to work should mean that he had no late
hours, but Loki had the tendency to arrive when it was nearing noon. (Darcy
supposed that he was busy running his evil villain thingy and she’s fine with
that because not everyone can run a business and do evil stuff at the same
time.)He was the boss, it ought to have been alright if he
had sick days. He ran the business and he dictated his own office hours.Fucking no, it wasn’t alright.
How could he sign papers if he wasn’t there to sign
them?And it wasn’t even the teleporting in that was the
problem. The problem was that he teleported
out.Nothing, not even handcuffs, could make him stick to
one place long enough for Darcy to bribe him for his signature.There were three dozen proposals and his tax forms
needed signing!Bosses that teleported were fucking exhausting.
.
Darcy met Pepper Potts by accident and both of them
knew each other.Darcy, because she kept up with her social media
accounts even if she didn’t have much of a social life after working for Loki
the-fucking-silver-tongue Odinson. Pepper Potts had a distinctive face in that
she was really rather beautiful.Pepper knew Darcy because apparently, evil villains rhapsodies-ed
in battle about their P.A.’s.She’s going to fucking kill him, the next time he
teleported in and breathed down her neck.“Oh, it’s you!” Pepper exclaims.
Her startled face doesn’t really do anything to how
intimidating she is.Darcy, fed up with the paperwork that’s looking like
it’s starting to do its own culture and population behind her desk, bursts into
tears.“Oh gosh,” Pepper says, just a slight bit frantic. She
procures a handkerchief, wipes Darcy’s face and murmurs soothingly to her.
Darcy is half-way in love with her already.“How do you do it?” Darcy demands. “How do you get
Stark to sign anything? Loki just pops in, checks everything is going well for
three minutes, and then pops out again. Apparently, his godly mind is so
awesome that with just one look, he can assimilate everything and know how
everything is going.”Pepper doesn’t seem to know what to do with supervillain
P.A.’s bursting into tears and asking her for advice. Darcy doesn’t care. She’s
fed up with it and wants to share the pain.“Bribery,” Pepper says automatically. “He responds
well with food and um…”Darcy can fill in the rest, by Pepper’s blush.
“He doesn’t even like Midgardian food,” Darcy mumbles.
But an idea is showing up in her mind and she rolls
with it..
Darcy shows up to work the next day wearing a teeny
tiny slip of a bikini.Several employees walk into walls and an unfortunate one gets a concussion. Some women even wolf whistle.
It really leaves nothing to the imagination and it takes all of Darcy’s will not to blush.
Thankfully, Loki shows up three hours before noon,
before Darcy can change her mind and chicken out.The god of mischief does his usual surveillance and
goggles when he sees what she’s wearing.“What in Asgard…” he mumbles.
Darcy smiles at him and she’s gratified to see him
blush.“I need your signature for the piles of paper behind
me. And then you can look.” She declares. She puts on her coat and turns
around. In the mirror’s reflection, she can see him swallow.“Huh,” he says. “Alright.”
Loki starts signing.
.
Darcy shows up to work the next day absolutely giddy.
She has no paperwork pending, no maintenance and repairs happening and everyone
is behaving.Then Loki appears behind her, arms going around her
waist and lips nibbling on her neck.“What,” is all she manages to say before he bites
particularly hard and her brain goes empty.Within another blink, she’s back in her apartment, his
hands going down her stomach.Okay, having a boss who teleported might not be so
bad..
Hah, okay. Binge reading on MCU fics.
Prompt: Tom Hiddleston was asked what side Loki would take in Civil War, Team Iron Man or Team Cap, and as always his answer was pitch-perfect for the character. “He’s clearly on Team Loki,” Hiddleston said with a laugh. “They were all fairly unkind to him in The Avengers, so I’m not sure he would be taking sides. “I think he would be sitting on a rooftop somewhere enjoying the fact that the children are squabbling. Going, ‘Ah! This is entertaining.’”
Oh, isn’t this a
sight.With a twisted sense of glee, Loki rocks back on his heels,
admiring the crumbling buildings and plumes of smoke rising in the distance as
he gazes out the pristine, floor-to-ceiling windows of the Avengers headquarters.Midgard’s
so-called mightiest heroes, reduced to a lot of
whining, squabbling infants. The discord within the group comes as no
surprise, truly. Midgardians have always been such simple, aimless
creatures. They
require direction. Order. The firm hand of a God to rule them into meek
submission.
Left to their own devices, they would undoubtedly orchestrate their own demise and
it seems, Loki muses, that they are already well on their way to
accomplishing such
a feat.The conflict has left them preoccupied, vulnerable, and in
combination with the absence of Thor, who has journeyed to Vanaheim in order to
quell the realm’s own brewing hostilities…well, this certainly presents an
interesting opportunity to Loki. One that he has seen fit to take full
advantage of.While the children are at play (or war, as they have deemed it, and at that Loki scoffs, for what do
they truly know of the pains and glory of battle?) he took his leave from the
throne in order to return to Midgard, cloaked in a glamour of invisibility, of
course. It will certainly do him no favours to be discovered while he still bares
the face of Odin more often than not.Yes, to the belief of Midgard and Asgard alike, Loki Odinson
– Loki Laufeyson – Loki Friggasson (heavily he carries the burden of many a
title, none truly fitting and none, he tells himself, truly wanted) remains deceased, and until
necessity should dictate that he reveal himself, Loki thinks it advantageous to
remain a ghost; watching from the shadows and ruling under a false visage.At least, that is what he had intended.
“Dude, aren’t you
supposed to be dead? Like, again?”At the window he freezes, back rigid and lips thinning out into
a hard, tight line. Surely those words were not meant for himself?A quick glance at the wide pane of glass before him reveals
no reflection, confirming that his glamour is still in place, and Loki allows
himself to release a small portion of the tension in his shoulders, knowing
that he remains well hidden from view.“Hey, I’m talking to you,” the voice behind him complains
petulantly. “I thought princes were supposed to have manners.” A rather rude, feminine snort follows that particular statement and Loki finds that he can hold his tongue no longer.A hot surge of anger invades his chest and with narrowed
eyes he turns away from the window, regarding the short, dark-haired woman who stands
with arms crossed over her chest, wearing a frown as she glares up at him with
equal contempt.“You can see me.” To conceal his surprise he phrases that remark as a statement rather than a question.
“Yeah,” she replies
slowly, enunciating the word in a way which says, quite clearly, that she very
much believes him to be an imbecile.Loki grits his teeth, blood boiling as he takes one single,
dangerous step towards her.Her expression does not waver, though
he can hear her pull
in a sharp breath, pulse fluttering wildly where those rich, dark
tresses have been swept over her shoulder, baring the delicate column of
her throat.“Does he know?” She does an admirable job of keeping her
tone level, but Loki can detect a slight, breathless quality to it that makes
him smile darkly.She speaks of his former brother of course, and at that he
feels a stir of annoyance in the pit of his stomach. Even in his supposed death, he is offered no relief from talk of
the favoured sibling.“He does not.” He takes another step forward, head tilting
as he studies her pensively, demanding, “Tell me, what are you? A witch? An enchantress?” How can she so easily see through his glamour? Surely there must be an
explanation.She ignores his barrage of questions
in favour of announcing, “You know I have to tell him.”“You will tell no one,”
Loki snaps and for a moment, the force of the threat silences her as she stares
up at him with large, blue eyes.But then she blinks, wets her lips, and his brief moment of
satisfaction is lost.“Oh?” She arches her eyebrows, appearing wholly unimpressed,
and Loki clenches his hands into fists in an effort to resist the urge to wring
that lovely pale neck. “Just out of curiosity, given the whole ‘playing dead’
thing, how are you gonna stop me?”And that is how he finds himself kidnapping the mouthy,
infuriating, and unexpectedly fascinating mortal known as Darcy Lewis.
“You’re leaving?” Loki asked as he watched Darcy stroll lazily towards the front door of his penthouse apartment. She wore the same black dress and heels she’d worn at Stark’s gala the night before. If it were anyone else, he’d have said they were about to do the walk of shame, but her? The sultry confidence she had made him want to throw her over his shoulder and toss her back on his bed.
Darcy glanced back in Loki’s direction, clearly admiring his unabashed nakedness and the way he didn’t try to hide his very hard, very obvious desire to have her again.
She smiled demurely at him, and said, “That’s usually how the morning after goes, doesn’t it?”
There was a flash of disappointment in his eyes before he noticed the tiny smirk she was fighting to hide. He realized then the game she wanted to play.
“Usually,” he agreed, “But I daresay what happened last night was not the usual for either of us.”
A wolfish grin appeared on his face as he watched a light blush steal across her cheeks.
“Goodbye, Loki,” she said, choosing to ignore his words, especially when she knew he was right. With a small nod in his direction Darcy opened the door and stepped out into the hallway.
He watched the door close behind her and spoke just loud enough for her to hear. “You can leave today, Darcy, but you cannot outrun what has begun between us.”
Despite Himself by errantcomment
Loki runs a bookshop, because he likes books. Unfortunately, he only found out he didn’t like people once he’d had the grand opening. Now he spends a lot of time sulking, talking to his cat, not talking to his housemate, and sulking. Then one day, the shop bell rings and despite himself, it all changes.
Stay.
#this needs a drabble or something to go with it (via @mischiefslady)
I GOT YOU, GIRL. I’m also playing off of the wedding ring thing that @sweetsigyn noticed.
.
The sun is slanting through the curtains, bathing her in a sliver
of warm, golden light as she stands at the window, gazing out at the skyline. She
is the picture of comfort and beauty with legs bare and hair unruly, and the
sight is enough to steal the air from Loki’s lungs as he wets suddenly dry
lips, hands itching with the desire to reach out and touch her.“I believe,” he drawls, keeping his words smooth and lazy as
he takes a step in until the heat of her back is pressed snug against his
chest, hand snaking around her hip to tug at the hem of her soft, oversized
sweater, “that this belongs to me.”At the unexpected sound of his voice Darcy starts, surprise quickly
melting into contentedness as she relaxes against him, tipping her head back to
study him while her mouth pulls up into the familiar, crooked grin that never
fails to quicken his pulse.“Finders keepers,” she says, biting her bottom lip as she tries
to contain a grin. “I didn’t think you’d be back so soon.”“I would have returned far sooner had I known that this would
be awaiting me,” Loki murmurs, trailing one hand down the front of the worn grey
wool until the tips of his fingers are skimming her bare thigh. “Are you
wearing anything underneath?”“Now why would I tell you that?”
There is no hiding Darcy’s smile now and Loki moves his
wandering fingers to the soft curve of her waist, poking at the tender,
ticklish spot that he knows will earn him a sharp shriek of laughter and
narrow-eyed glare.She doesn’t disappoint; squirming against him as she
attempts to protest through her string of uncontrollable giggles.“You. Are. An. Ass,” she gasps once her laughter has
subsided, leaving her breathless and flushed in a way that is all too
appealing.“You married this ass,” Loki reminds her,
looping both arms around her shoulders and pulling her tighter against him as
he drops a kiss onto the top of her head.Darcy reaches up, curling her fingers over his wrist and
squeezing lightly. The new position brings their left hands in close proximity and
for a moment they both stare, lost in the sight of the matching wedding bands
encircling their fingers, still flawless and shiny with their newness.“True,” Darcy finally replies, head falling back against his
shoulder as she glances up at him, making a face. “What was I thinking?”The force of Loki’s grin feels as though it’s wide enough to
shatter his face. “A terrible mistake,” he agrees.“The worst,” she confirms before twisting in his arms, and
any further marital complaints are soon lost amongst long kisses and quiet laughter.AAAAAAAaaaAAAA I LOVE THIS SO MUCH @concavepatterns!
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Chapter 4 is now up!
Tasertricks B?
B – Under cover of darkness
She waited long after the candle had snuffed itself out, listening to the sound of stillness. The world appeared to be on pause, resting and unaware. It was as they needed it to be.
It still took him some time to come to her. Her eyes had long grown accustomed to the darkness, so Loki was crisp and clear when he emerged from the gloom. He stood out from the shadows, even cloaked in black, his eyes the only spot of colour. They were jewel bright.
Neither spoke, each letting the sight of the other soak in for long moments. She concentrated on her breathing, keeping it even, keeping it from becoming shallow, panicky gasps. She broke first.
“I missed you.” A whisper, barely more than a breath, lest she wake the world.
“I know.” It would be so unlike him to admit to weakness or emotion, but his words carried the reciprocal sentiment anyway. “I cannot stay long.”
She bit her lip to quell the sob which threatened to erupt. “It’s not fair.”
He laughed, a short, silent heave of his chest. “It is entirely fair that they punish me. But not you.” His brows knitted together in something akin to regret. “I will have my freedom soon enough. Until then, this will need to be enough.”
“How can it be?” She reached out to him, despite all the rules, and her fingers passed through him like smoke.
Inspired from this Tasertricks Fanfic : “Fate Made A Mistake”.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/926834/Summary ( few differences from the fic ) : The mute young boy appeared in the midst of the Bifrost turned out to be the child of Loki & Darcy from the future, when Odin didn’t allow the relationship of both his son & the mortals, and things went so wrong.
“Fate was truly a cruel thing, but the boy was not intimidated. He would not admit defeat so easily. He would change everything.”