lokihiddleston:

And then… at last, he kissed her with real passion. Skin on skin, mouth on mouth, sliding over her cheek, her forehead, her neck.

Some held that women did not feel desire, not in the way that men did. But if Thomas felt more than she felt now, she did not understand how he could have held back all this time. For she wanted him completely, utterly. She could not breathe for wanting him. It was an ache, an insatiable need, and it had been building in this space he had held between them. She saw herself bursting free of her cocoon of innocence, ready to fly into his arms and his heart and he into her flesh, to join with her and be with her. To forget death and tragedy and loss. She was his wife and it was her duty and her privilege to transform him with her devotion and her love.

He put his hands on her breasts, which were pushed up by the boning at the top of her corset, and she arched her back with a gasp. “Edith,” he managed, “you’re still in mourning and—”     “No. It is time. It is time.” she insisted.

He shoved tools and mechanisms from off his worktable and pushed her into it, raining kisses on her face and above the neck of her dress. She knew that he wanted her; she raised her skirt as he moved to make them one flesh and she accommodated him, oh, yes—                (Crimson Peak, book)

Okay, okay I KNOW it’s not Tasertricks.  But, I find it very…. *ahem* inspirational. So sign up for Secret Santa and think of  this ^^^^

AU’S

tea-and-outer-space:

  • “i just committed a crime and i need to use you as a hostage i am so sorry” au
  • you were my rival in first grade and damn you’ve gotten really hot since then au
  • i was shrunk to 4 inches tall by a witch and now i kinda live in your kitchen without you knowing au
  • i am actually good at math but the math tutor is really hot so i’m pretending to be dumb au
  • two strangers locked inside a grocery store at three am together au
  •  i’m mute and you’re the lead singer of my favorite band who just pulled me on stage to sing with you au
  • who can sell the most cookies contest au
  • we’re strangers but i absolutely hate your music taste and i feel the need to tell you this on a crowded subway au
  •  i’m a fisherman and you’re a mermaid who got tangled in one of my nets au
  • i purposely get your coffee order wrong just so you’ll talk to me again au
  • we’re both sick and we both grabbed for the last can of soup at the store au
  • tree climbing contest but we both got stuck up on the top branches and now we have to wait for the fire department au
  • you’re singing my favorite song but you’re singing it wrong au
  • you’re the crazy cat person next door and your cats keep on wandering into my yard au
  • i’m a ghost and you’re a ghost hunter au
  • you’re my siblings’s best friend and i absolutely hate you but pretend to be my boy/girlfriend to piss off my family au
  • you look exactly like the main character in my novel au

blakesmilitia:

i’m always a slut for a christmas au 

  • “i know we hate each other but it’s christmas eve and your flight was cancelled please come inside”
  • “i got you for secret santa so i got you this really expensive but sentimental gift that you’ve always wanted, hoping you’ll never find out it’s from me – and that i’ve been in love with you 1234567 years”
    SNOWBALL FIGHTS
  • “hi we’re neighbours and omg are you alright i could smell cooking burning – whoaaa now that’s just embarrassing? step aside i’ll handle this”
  • person a seducing person b into taking a few steps back/backing them against the wall (”oh look, how did that mistletoe get right there????”)
  • “you’re in the hospital for the holidays so i came in while you were sleeping to decorate your room i love you merry christmas”
  • “YES I BOOBY TRAPPED THE PRESENTS BECAUSE YOU DO THIS EVERY FUCKING YEAR”
  • “i live below you and i was minding my own business watching the snowfall out the window WHEN I SAW A BODY FALL ARE YOU REALLY PUTTING UP CHRISTMAS LIGHTS NOW”
  • I KNITTED YOU A JUMPER
  • MY MOM KNITTED YOU A JUMPER
  • “we’re strictly ‘platonic’ but we’re snowed in omg we’re gonna have to repopulate the earth”
  • “i slipped on ice outside your house and you ran out barefoot to help me quick let’s get inside under a blanket”
  • “’it’s a wonderful life’ aww it sounds so cute babe sure we can watch it! *30 mins later* “YOU MONSTER”
  • “we were playing in the snow and you suddenly tackled me to the ground and now…we’re just…staring… at each other…”
  • “YOU DON’T LIKE MARSHMALLOWS IN YOUR HOT CHOCOLATE? WHY DO YOU HATE LOVE”
  • TREE DECORATING (bonus points if one of them is doing it completely wrong omg why am i in love with you) 
  • “we took our kids to santa’s workshop and they both wished we would get together”
    FRIENDS AU – “our christmas party turned into a tropical theme because the radiator is broken and it’s hotter than hell in here – damn you look good without a shirt i never noticed before asgdhfjgkhl” 
  • “we’re co workers who hate each other but you had too much to drink at the staff christmas party and admitted your love for me i don’t know how to act around you now” 
  • DRUNKEN CAROLLING (”that’s not a thing” “oh yes it is”) 
  • TEACH ME HOW TO SKI (lol jk i know how you’re just so fucking cute)
  • “there’s a storm and omg i’m losing signal are you okay?? hold on let me drive 489432 miles to get you the night before christmas” 
  • PULLING YOU IN FOR A KISS WITH A SCARF 
  • “i did that annoying thing where i put loads of smaller boxes inside one big box and you’re getting really mad but you don’t know that the ring is in the smallest box and i can’t wait to see your face”

Some height difference things for your OTP

otpmusings:

  • The taller one sitting on the floor between the shorter one’s knees as the shorter one braids/plays with their hair.
  • The taller one using the shorter one as an arm rest and the shorter one complaining but secretly feeling honoured every time it happens.
  • The shorter one tackle-hugging the taller one when they come home from some sort of trip, hoping that they’ll both fall to the floor in a pile of limbs and cuddles/kisses, but unfortunately the shorter one isn’t strong/heavy enough and they both remain standing.

  • Bonus: to compensate, the taller one decides to pick the shorter one up.
  • The shorter one having to sprawl like half their body across the taller one whenever they ride the bus/train so as to give the taller one all the leg room.
  • Or, the shorter one sitting down and immediately noticing that their feet don’t touch the floor, becoming embarrassed by this, and then pretending that they’d rather just snuggle up super tight with the taller one.
  • Bonus: the taller one realises exactly what’s going on but says nothing. Or teases them endlessly about it, up to you. 

  • The shorter one physically sitting in the taller one’s lap.
  • The TALLER one physically sitting in the shorter one’s lap and the shorter one practically dying but enjoying every second of it anyway.
  • The shorter one being light enough to literally sleep on top of the taller one in bed without either of them being uncomfortable.
  • The taller one standing behind the shorter one and putting their arms around their shoulders, then resting their chin on top of the shorter one’s head.
  • Bonus if they’re watching the stars/sunset/ocean together.