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Darcy’s Taser
A Paranormal Romance
by Tasertrickslove
Darcy Lewis suspected something was a little off when her devious mother’s boss tried to bite her when she was just six years old. Nevertheless, she lived a relatively normal life among other humans.
It wasn’t until she bumped into the devilishly sly Norse god, Loki Laufeyson, that her life finally began to make sense.
However, Loki proved to be charming and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with rampaging. Darcy soon learnt that Loki had taken an oath never to pleasure a human being.
When Darcy’s devious mother’s boss is injured in a hit and run accident, Darcy realises her own life is at risk.
Despite Loki’s magic and tricks, Darcy finds herself falling for the Norse god. Only fate will decided whether he kills or protects her.
One night, a einherjar appears before Darcy and warns her of a darkness within Loki. The einherjar gives Darcy the mysterious taser – the only weapon that can defeat a sly Norse god.
Will Darcy find it in herself to kill the only creature who has ever made her feel truly confused? (Hint: yes!)
Praise for Darcy’s Taser
“Oh my golly gosh – where can I find myself a tasty sly Norse god?”- The Daily Tale
“Oh please! Like a human would ever be able to kill a Norse god with a mysterious taser!”- Enid Kibbler
“I didn’t like the devious mother’s boss at all and was glad when the hit and run accident happened.”- Hit the Spoof
“The blurb spoilt the plot. I don’t need to read it now.”- Zob Gloop
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