If you think you’re bad at procrastinating, get this: in 2013 I drew Thor and Loki fighting over a Christmas cracker and only got around to uploading it three years later.
Jessica’s actually quoting a 1981 interview with Katharine Hepburn:
Hepburn: “I have not lived as a woman. I have lived as a man…I’ve just done what I damn well wanted to and I made enough money to support myself. And I ain’t afraid of being alone.”
Walters: “Is that why also you wear pants?”
Hepburn: “No, I just wore pants because they’re comfortable.”
Walters: “Do you ever wear a skirt, by the way?”
Hepburn: “I have one.”
Walters: “You have one.”
Hepburn: “I’ll wear it to your funeral.”
Guess she’s a fan!
Video of the interview’s here if anyone wants to see it.
Darcy: *singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall*
Tony: Smurf, what did you do to piss her off this time?
Loki: *gets drowned out by Darcy’s singing*
Tony: What?
Loki: I said, her parents caught us in the shower and asked when the baby’s coming.
Tony: What did you say?
Loki: Nothing. I transported out of there.
shit I love this so much bc you also just know that loki will STILL try to find some kind of rebuttal. darcy entertains him only because it’s impossible to regain the high ground when you literally faked your own death like you’re living in a shakespeare play, and loki is, frankly, embarrassing himself.
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