I think this is one of my favorites – I will re-blog this puppy every time he crosses my dash. Now all he needs to do is reach up and get that thing that’s on the top of my fridge so I can see that little sliver of skin …
…..my fanart postings are so few and far between these days, please let me know if you’re not as obsessed with Loki anymore, and I will take you off the tag list 🙂
ohmygod yes to all of this. darcy getting mad at loki every time he tries to coordinate the decorations to a strictly green and gold colour scheme, and loki plotting how to destroy the collection of terrifyingly badly painted nutcrackers that darcy keeps buying ‘as a joke’ because they’re messing with his carefully constructed Look.
also darcy inevitably getting tangled up in a string of fairy lights at some point and loki laughing at her for a solid minute until she tells to stop being so damn smug and he leans down and kisses her before magicking the lights onto the already overburdened tree. there might be a crashing sound, but… they’re distracted (◕‿◕✿) *whispers* christmas sexy times
When : From Sunday January the 15th to Sunday January the 22nd
2017
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What : Hello, Darcylanders! I’m happy to officially announce a new challenge, the “Future!Darcy Lewis Week! Each day of the week will have two different prompts for the same theme : Darcy Lewis but the future one, one that can’t be under the age of 35. It’s up to you to take one or the two prompts for each day, create something – graphics, gifs, fanart, fic, videos, meta, headcanons, cosplay, moodboards, picspams, manips, drabbles anything! – and post it to your blog. Your work can be classified as general, without any ship but it can of course, contain whatever ship you want. As usual, we multiship in this fandom! But remember, the goal is to talk about Darcy.
How : Make sure to tag your contributions with “darcy lewis” (it needs to be on your first 5 tags for it to be found). Don’t repost somebody’s else work, put triggers warning on your posts if it needs to be done, put the nsfw or too long works under a cut. Don’t bash other characters.
Prompts:
Day 1 (January 15) : “Perpetual motion” and/or “Words unsaid”
Day 2 (January 16) : “Rituals” and/or “Initiations”
Day 3 (January 17) : “Special night” and/or “Revelation”
Day 4 (January 18) : “Heir” and/or “Stranded”
Day 5 (January 19) : “Taxes” and/or “Infiltration”
Day 6 (January 20) : “Homesickness” and/or “Shopping”
Day 7 (January 21) : “Contrast” and/or “Footsteps”
Day 8 (January 22) : “The age of reason” and/or “Sundays”
Don’t forget to reblog this post to spread the word ^^
Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i’ve read all month
this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life
You don’t really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious Literary Stars fail at writing sex.
Forget what his dick is doing, what are her breasts doing? How do a pair of fat sacks attached to a ribcage barrel-roll anywhere? Let alone across a man’s mouth and then his wanger immediately after? Sir, why is your mouth so dong-adjacent? Is your weiner detachable, is that it? Do you have your joystick clutched in your hand so that you can score a sweet schlong-to-titty-roll immediately after a kiss and then proceed to beat your banana all over her body in the world’s most failed attempt at erotic massage??? HOW DO YOU THINK SEX WORKS???
… guys
….. Are the sex scenes in My Immortal better than this? “HE PUT HIS THINGY IN MY YOU-KNOW-WHAT AND WE HAD SEX.”
… I mean. Comparatively…
Like, in My Immortal, it’s at least implied he knows where he’s supposed to put it. It’s very simplistic, Ikea-style sex (insert tab A into slot B) but that’s better than this vague, useless composition of random, nonsensical placement and movement of body parts.
So yes, the sex in My Immortal is, in this sense, better.
OK so I’m sure people are aware of this, but just in case you’re not: there is an annual ‘award’ given every year by the Literary Review for bad sex scenes in fiction. The above entry (sorry) by Morrissey won this illustrious award in 2015 (and yes, he threw a massive tantrum about it, because he’s Morrissey):
The best part of this is that the 2016 nominations were just announced, and OH BOY, there are some absolute crackers this year:
And in case anyone is interested, these are some of the entries that Morrissey beat to the top prize last year:
I agree. We are spoilt by fanfiction.
I don’t know who to laugh at more, the guy having an existential crisis before getting a blowjob or the one going, “Mmm. Papaya. Much more arousing than this nonsense.”
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