“By the first world war, soldiers swore so much that the word “fucking” came to function as no more than “a warning that a noun is coming”. “
Guardian review of Holy Sh*t: A Brief History of Swearing by Melissa Mohr
#steve was in the army#he probably swore more before breakfast than the air force did all day#the mouths on soldiers i swear#language#swearing#steve rogers#captain america: the first avenger#american military history (via @mhalachai)
Presenting: a calendar featuring the ladies of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, because the world needs this. I can send individual jpegs to anyone who actually wants to print these out for themselves, too.
January: Pepper Potts, Irani Rael, Jeri Hogarth, Jiaying.
February: Bobbi Morse, Sharon Carter, Karen Page, Helen Cho.
March: Angie Martinelli, Hannah Hutchins, Debbie, Carina.
April: Peggy Carter, Maria Hill, Victoria Hand, Lady Sif.
May: Gamora, Claire Temple, Ana Jarvis, Jane Foster.
June: Betty Ross, Audrey Nathan, Alisha, Dottie Underwood.
July: Daisy Johnson, Wanda Maximoff, Isabelle Hartley, Lorelei.
August: Hope Van Dyne, Vanessa Marianna, Pam, Maya Hansen.
September: Jemma Simmons, Akela Amador, Laura Barton, Anne Weaver.
October: Raina, Kara Lynn Palamas, Frigga, Trish Walker.
November: Natasha Romanov, Jessica Jones, Nebula, Melinda May.
December: Darcy Lewis, Christine Everhart, Hope Shlottmann, Rosalind Price.
Better call it, Coulson, ’cause I’m starting to root for this guy.
My words of wisdom if you ever have OTP feels
Novelist error messages.
A joke one of my friends told me today
So. Doctor Doom has built a castle which, in order to get inside, you need to break down all its walls. So the Hulk breaks down the first wall rather easily. Drax breaks down the second wall with a little more difficulty, but still with very little effort. The Thing shatters the third wall with impressive strength after weakening it first.
And for the fourth wall, Deadpool simply looks up.
” Am I supposed to be the punchline of this joke? “
Agent Hill did a very detailed assessment of your last three missions. Combat, top grades. Espionage, she gave you the highest marks since Romanoff. Under “people skills” she drew a… I think it’s a little poop with knives sticking out of it.
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Another tasertricks fanmix—from Darcy’s POV.Soul 4 Sale • Simon Curtis | Fire Meet Gasoline • Sia | Irresistable • Fall Out Boy | Wicked Game (Cover by: Grace Vardell) • Chris Isaak | Dark in my Imagination • of Verona | Strange Love • Halsey | Criminal • Britney Spears | Little Dreams • Ellie Goulding | Hardest of Hearts • Florence + The Machine | Who We Are • Imagine Dragons
Ladies of the MCU + Teamwork
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